September 2012
August 2012
30rockasaurus:
victoria beckham wanted to go into a store to buy david a watch, but didn’t want the paparazzi there taking pictures and ruining the surprise for him.
so she bought a sex doll, dressed it like her, and got someone to drive it around town to distract the photographers.
and the paparazzi fell for it.
i love victoria beckham.
11 pm: I think I might go to bed early tonight
3 am: lol