30rockasaurus: victoria beckham wanted to go into a store to buy david a watch, but didn’t want the paparazzi there taking pictures and ruining the surprise for him. so she bought a sex doll, dressed it like her, and got someone to drive it around town to distract the photographers. and the paparazzi fell for it. i love victoria beckham.
11 pm: I think I might go to bed early tonight
3 am: lol